** Knock!knock!**
 

Who's there??????????

How the hell do I know....it's your door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:p


Sorry I am in a goofy mood....I need spankin';):p

let me, oh please let me do it;) :D

objecyion
 

i must object. i'm the spankmaster round here and if lilith needs her botty heated then i'll be the man to do it!

now touch yr toes sugar ...

whap! whap! followed by sweet soft kisses xxx

:)

Gotta catch me first! No Submissive Sally here!

OH I think I can handle this......

*wiggles his Lilith catching bait and waits patiently*

hehehe

go away.....i'm busy!

guess who with ;) :p

ooooh.....just put the DO NOT DISTURB sign out

you sound guilty Nikki :p

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

Lil are you mounting a bookshelf? Or is it the sound of nailing your hubby? :D:D:D

...and a knocking two-liner:

"Knock-knock!" "Who´s there?" "It´s Santa Claus! With a beard so white and curly..."
"Gosh, Santa, sorry, I must say, that you´re a bit too early"
:D

i answered the door and there were two people there. they said that they were collecting for the local swimming pool. so i gave them a glass of water.

I answered the door and it was a man with a bill.....or it could have been a duck in a hat.