Some men find it difficult to speak with their mouths open and tongues hanging out.

now THAT was a great pick-up line if i ever heard one, ironwood!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Ok, Ironwood - make a liar out of me.

That's TWO lines I've heard that would work on me! TY x

Are you taking notes dannyk?!

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'Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone you love'

- Woody Allen

"Did it hurt?"

Girl: "Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?"

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"Is that a keg in your backpocket?"

Girl looks behind herself, says, "No, why?"

"Cuz I'd really like to tap that ass."

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"You feel like you might have a fever. Let's get you off your feet and get some dick in you right away."

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"Hey, baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

Personally I found it a little ineloquent when re-reading, but sometimes you have to think on your feet or miss an opportunity. Besides, sincerity works best.

In any case, you're very welcome.

this one worked for me kind of
it wasn't right way but she said it was one main of the reasons she did get togeather with me


how would you like me to make you breakfast in bed



P.S. it might have helped that I do work as a cook

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

yep, a.k's sex-pot, i'm taking notes.

is it just me, though, or is ironwood using this thread to pick up a.k.'s sex-pot?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Excuse me, but I'm not "using" this thread for anything of the sort. Not that it would be any of your business.

hey, relax, ironwood. i was just kidding! besides, it just shows that you do know lines that work, right? relax!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Gentlemen---Remember;Anger is the wind;that blows out;the light
of the mind! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

A.K.'s Sex-pot doesn't get 'picked-up' by anyone! She's far too classy for that.

However, she will respond in kind if complimented and that's the secret to a good 'pick-up' line.

Nothing works better than a sincere, heart-felt compliment. And they aren't always the most eloquent lines you've ever heard, just the most genuine. . .

I go to Barnes and Noble about twice a week, it's my night out
W/o the kiddies, hubby takes over........

Anyway, I was dressed and ready to go in one of my low-cut
tops and push-up bras and hubby said I was going to see my
B&N boyfriend (it's our little joke). I mentioned that I show him
my tatoo, and that if he was good I'd show the whole damn boob.

Tha'ts when hubby said I should go up to the cafe counter and
pull up my shirt, bare my breasts and say, " Don't bother with the milk, I brought my own..........

How many offers do you think I'd have gotten with that one ?????
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