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know any pick-up lines that work?
hey people,
we've all heard the lame pick-up lines that are out there. there's even a list in the jokes section of pixies-place. but does anyone wish to share any tips or techniques that won't lead to a "pl-ease!", or worse yet, get a drink thrown in your face? i'm sure the ladies out there have an opinion.. |
Nope..cause I've never been picked up!!!!!! :D :D
I sure do know alot of bad ones though!! ;) :) |
OK, I'm not sure I'd recommend this one but here goes: I was friends with a new guy at work. We'd go out to play pool, etc. One night after one too many, I said to him, "I'm really good in bed. You might find out sometime." I think it scared him first ;) but then intrigued him. He knows I'll still blush when he mentions it to me!
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I always find that this Jedi-Mind trick shit works
juuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine for me :D If your mind is too weak just wear black and be a badass! |
I actually considered this when it was proposed to me once....so I'm gonna say it didn't really get a no, it just never got a yes!
"I lost my phone number, may I have yours?" It thought it was kinda cute and I had never heard it before (and I've heard a million of um!)....but I was involved with someone and couldn't say yes. LOL! |
The only time id ever had a line work and frankly i dont remember what it was...my girlfreind showed up at the bar and wasnt supposed to be in town...so i got in trouble...what a waste
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this might not work for you but as i've never been slapped (except by female friends after i told them that i've never been slapped) the best line i've used is "you have a beautiful face it'd look great with my dick in it" either the lady runs or laughs. if she laughs i know it's my kind of lady and go from there getting past my first impression. btw this lines run about 50/50 which is pretty good odds.
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Everyone seems to be forget5ting one very important factor. How you look. If somone looks like 12 day old summer time road kill they probably arn't going to pick up a girl no matter what they say. On the other side, some men who are particularly attractive can say just about anything and get a good response (almost). Here is a good example of this kinda thing. Quite a few years back I was at a gathering to commemorate a particular event. Any way I was talking to two girls, who happened to be sisters, there wasa third sister who was also the most attactive of them, but she wasn't getting in on the conversation, and I was very interested in meeting her. At one point I happened to notice she had a huge scar on the back of her arm. And to break the ice I said "Whoa how in the heck did you get the huge scar on your arm?" Although my question was rude, her response was still positive. And she gladly explained how she had gotten the scar. Although the way I stuck up the conversation was not a good one the result was good because she already liked me before that. So it is all first impression, and normally a person gets an impression of you before you even open your mouth so often times what you say doesn't make to much a diffrence as long as it isn't to insulting. (there has been studies which coroberate this)
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well, that's a valid point, thinker, but you must also consider that the average guy may have some looks that may get his foot in the door, but if he opens his mouth and stupidity comes out... it's bye, bye foot!
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I? LOL CK |
Dannyk---FYI---There was a previous thread;on here;that had alot of them.Most were horrible;funny types;but you might find some good ones there?
Thinker---If your opening line was so good;why are you still a virgin? Irish P.S.Don't give me that"I'm saving myself;until I get married";line! C.K.---I like yours!It's one of the few; that I haven't heard. |
Does your feet hurt? They should, because you have been running through my mind all night.
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I don't use Pick-up lines on people. That kinda thing just isn't me. If you read a few other posts I have written about my virginity you will see I am in no hurry to lose it : )
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The only 'line' i've ever heard that would work on me is the one that Ryan Phillipe uses in Cruel Intentions. Quite simply:
'God your beautiful. I'm going to take you to lunch' - at which point he offers his arm and off they go. Said with the right mix of charm and arrogance, that would definitely win me. Ok so perhaps 'I'm very sorry ma'am but i've just ran over your cat' would work on me if it were him saying it to me!!! Oh, hell don't ask me i've never been chatted up in my life! |
ah yes, a.k.'s sex-pot.. the legendary sebastian beaumont! a legend among men! cut down too son.. he will be mourned!
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