Mine fits into a roll of toilet paper while erect!

I didn't think there was a way to make a dick thicker. You were pretty much just blessed or cursed with what the gods gave you.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Maybe it's TMI but yes I've done that more than once. Mine generally fits but I can tell you from experience that the rolls are not all the same diameter.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^posting cherry!!!

First, I thnk men spend 'way too much time thinking about their penis size.
Yes, in many ways, to us *size does matter* but not neccessarily in the way that you think it does.

First. Wider is better for regular (vaginal) fucking. I love to be stretched when fucking. It *feels good*. Longer has fewer advantages. A dick can be too long. A really long one hits my cervix and HURTS i.e. *does not feel good*

Second. Smaller dicks are better for things like prolonged oral, (my jaws don't tire as fast) and for ANAL. (do you even have to think about it?)

Last. I have never ever not even once found a dick that was too small to feel good and have fun with. Too soft is a MUCH more annoying thing, believe me. An 8 inch soft dick - useless, he better know what to do with his tongue. A 5 inch erection- let's have fun!

Last thought. At a party once, I actually heard a woman explain to her friend that she was using a cardboard TP roll to see if any potential partners were too big to "do anal" on her.

*resumes giggles*

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

SHIT!

I think my toilet roll's pregnant.

Nurse WW, suggestions?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Now I'm giggling!!!!

Now THAT makes me wonder if there's any relationship between size and ability to get hard. I mean - does larger equal more blood needed and thus make it harder to get to full mast?

Hmmm....

Maybe that's where the toilet paper roll comes in.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Do the honorable thing, sweetie.

Let me know where you're registered, I'll send a gift.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

Not in my experience, certainly.

Was once very disappointed by someone who was neither large nor very hard. Fussy on the other hand is both amply proportioned and verrrry rigid. Yum

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Uh oh, why do I have a feeling that thought may stick in my subconscious and come out to bite me in the ass at a very inopportune moment.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus