First post, be gentle

Google, being google, is basically in the business of gathering information. As much as possible. If you search for "number of horns on a unicorn", google will kindly inform you that a unicorn has one horn.

Which got me wondering, how much does google know about me? So, I searched for "circumference of my dick", and the results had me cracking up for a while. The first result was:
"The Strange Case Of The Missing Inches "

I mean, any article with the sentence "I know this because I can no longer shove my erect dick fully into a roll of toilet paper" is a must read, right? Show of hands (or toilet paper rolls), how many of the guys here have stuck their dicks in a roll of toilet paper?

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