googling "circumference of my dick"
 

First post, be gentle :)

Google, being google, is basically in the business of gathering information. As much as possible. If you search for "number of horns on a unicorn", google will kindly inform you that a unicorn has one horn.

Which got me wondering, how much does google know about me? So, I searched for "circumference of my dick", and the results had me cracking up for a while. The first result was:
"The Strange Case Of The Missing Inches "

I mean, any article with the sentence "I know this because I can no longer shove my erect dick fully into a roll of toilet paper" is a must read, right? Show of hands (or toilet paper rolls), how many of the guys here have stuck their dicks in a roll of toilet paper?

:)

OMG! LMAO! I can't wait for peeps to answer the toilet paper roll question!

Welcum to Pixies aucsec! Great first post!

I bet it's more than we think :D

Welcome!

Was it good looking?

I can honestly say that I haven't ever put my erect penis into a toilet paper roll.

*runs in to get a roll of TP to investigate possibilities*









Nope, that wouldn't work. I suppose I could make it fit but the problem would be that the roll wouldn't be able to spin. Nope, my penis wouldn't make a very good toilet paper holder. :(

Or did I miss the purpose of the exercise? :rofl:

Why does the word 'papercut' suddenly sound so sinister?


And nope, never even occured to me.... until now. ;)

OMG what a brilliant idea!

*runs to redecorate the dungeon's bathroom :D

I've tried some unusual things, & I've heard of guys trying even more unusual things, but...
No, the toilet paper roll doesn't sound appealing at all...

Many moons ago I toyed with making a 'pocket pussy' type device out of a toilet paper roll. Didn't take long to find out it was not going to work.

Mine fits very nicely into the roll.



Until I start to become aroused. At that point, the thoughts flash through your head that you may have to cut the tube to free your penis. :yikes:

Is this a poor man's Viagra? :rofl:

If yes, what happens when the roll gets saturated? ;)

See, that's the problem...far too stiff & scratchy when it's dry, & when it gets wet, it falls apart...

It doesn't fit.

Years ago I was joking around with my wife when I changed a roll and held the empty roll in front of me and pretended to penetrate her with it. (We were both fully clothed at the time.) She thought it was too big to enter her, I though that it was if anything a bit on the small side. Thus I tried it--it definitely doesn't fit.

Nope, that would be duct tape and popsicle sticks.

Or so I've heard. :rofl:

ROFL!!!

WELCOME TO PIXIES!

Thank you for a good laugh. :)