That you know who you are talking to BEFORE you get frisky on the phone!!

This morning at work the phone rang and I answered it in my usual manner, stating the name of the business and my name. A man says, "hey, what ya doin'?" Well, I had no idea who I was talking to, so I just said something like, nothing much, just watching it rain. He says..."yeah, I'm being lazy laying here in bed naked." That is when I said...ummmm, who is this. He responds, "this is Mike, isn't this Linda." No, I say, this is T........

He gets very quiet for a minute and then says..."Well, I guess I better let you go."

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi