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You MIGHT wanna be sure........
That you know who you are talking to BEFORE you get frisky on the phone!!
This morning at work the phone rang and I answered it in my usual manner, stating the name of the business and my name. A man says, "hey, what ya doin'?" Well, I had no idea who I was talking to, so I just said something like, nothing much, just watching it rain. He says..."yeah, I'm being lazy laying here in bed naked." That is when I said...ummmm, who is this. He responds, "this is Mike, isn't this Linda." No, I say, this is T........ He gets very quiet for a minute and then says..."Well, I guess I better let you go." :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: |
HAHAHAHA............ that goes for IM's too! ;)
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LOLOL
A co-worker had to call a client the other day & the client was obviously expecting someone else to call her because she answered, "Hiya, Sweetcheeks" :) :kissass: |
suave exit line. lmao
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See? Now I think it's fun to have promiscuous phone sex. :D :hot:
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Want my number?? 810-232-xxxx |
OMG that was you T :D so sorry I was just playin looking for some action
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My Lilith what a deep, sexy voice you have! lol |
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I swear I'm gonna learn my lesson one of these days! lol |
This is good advice for dating brothers too.
Dated one brother ( Randy) and we ended up real good friends.... Then about three years later dated his brother (Stephen) too. Gave them both the same nick name so I wouldn't forget it...well I wanted to call and be all sexy and sweet to Stephen and well to say the least Randy picked up. Damn they both had the same deep sounding voice. Well I was talking to Randy for about 5 min before I mentioned our date and what we did...he kinda played along until he started laughing. Then he picked at me for giving his brother the same nick name said I was still wanting him and asked me why we never did any of the things I mentioned. I just said maybe we can....let's talk to Stephen about it. He did get excited at the thought of a 3 some...but nothin ever happened. :curse: |
My brother and I sound TOO much alike on the phone.
One time he was talking to a GF and I made signals to him to let me take over the conversation. I chatted for about five minutes and then he got the phone back. She and I didn't talk about a thing of consequence. She didn't think it was too funny when we spilled the beans at the party later that evening. We thought it was hilarious though :) Tom |
Maybe I should just have let the conversation continue and see where it went! lol
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Too late. :( I'm not in the mood any more. :boohoo: :D |
ha ha thats so funny
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Funny
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