His bathroom

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Ditto!^^^^^^^^ Guys clean your toilets...... Thats a big turnoff if they are nasty.
Trash on the floor..... Can't see the sink for the dishes. Hard to see the good points of the man when he doesn't have basic cleaning skills.
If he get's all that cleaned up, I'll look and see what he puts on the walls, what kind of stereo system he has. Does the guy have any tools? (sorry farmgirl coming out here.)
I like a guy who is creative and can make things with his hands.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Decor for me. Messy frat boy's house isn't as tolerable as say messy metrosexuals house.

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Hmmmmmmmm... good thing none of you ever saw my last apartment.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I notice cleanliness first... my major thing is if the dishes are clean or not. I hate stacks of dirty dishes. Then I look for books.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Books? Well, of course....he should be like me.

Actually, I don't care *what* he reads -- as long as there is more than one genre.

An example -- looking at my shelf.....left to right....

Jack Welch "Winning"
Emily Dickenson's Poems
"Ivanhoe"
"The Silicon Eye" -- business book
"Statistics"
A couple Robert Ludlum Books
etc.....

Someone who has diverse interests is easier to talk to after sex.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I would like to see a few classics on the shelf. I don't need to see Emily Bronte, Emily Dickinson, James Joyce, etc. but a couple of them would be nice.

The toilet bowl must be clean.

He must have a place. My last guy surfed between place to place so maybe I'm not all that picky but a place is now paramount, people!

Gee,a neat,clean, well organized house.Well kept plants,very little in the way of kitsch,eclectic collection of books,much more in the fridge besids beer and hot dogs. A couple of exits.I'm sitting pretty. Any takers?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

...just add me to the list

I honestly notice the smell first and foremost. That impact when the door is thrust open and you take that first step in...that smell says a lot about a person cause they don't even notice it themselves anymore unless it's vile and gross! But everyone has their own particular scent in their household. It says a few things to me. It can be stale and musty and tells me he doesn't clean very often. Or it can be fresh and tells me he airs out the place once in a while cause he knows he doesn't always smell sweet...what with all the yucky bodily functions that fly when he is alone...if ya know what I mean *wink, wink*...and that he empties the trash periodically and doesn't let the science experiments grow.

Next, I notice if the path is narrow or wide. Clutter is a turn off...and I like a wide path so I can get to the exits (as BIBI suggested...^5!) if I need to and not have to navigate the pizza boxes and beer packs.

Next, I notice if there are many pics of girls around (not nudes...just pics). Then I ask..."Sisters?" If he hesitates or starts to remove them...I hit the exit without even a goodbye. If he's keeping pics of old relationships around...I'm not going to add to that collection!

Next is his music library or lack of it...hoping upon hope he isn't secretly into country tunes or that guy with the pan flute!

On to the bathroom! Now...if he had/has a cat or a dog, would I let them drink from his potty? If I wouldn't let them...why would I sit on it? Hey...it's a fair way to judge! I'll flip open the lid and seat (if they aren't already up) and check the cleanliness. This is one spot that can NEVER be too clean! And just before I leave the bathroom...ok, I'll admit it...I'll peek into the medicine cabinet just to make sure there aren't any anti-fungal meds or scripts for STD's! A girl's gotta look out for herself ya know!

If I'm still there after all that...he's passed the test and I can get comfortable!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I'll peek into the medicine cabinet

Have you ever gotten captured when you peak? I read a story once where some people had a house party. They did go through and "sanitize" the medicine cabinet of any personal meds. Then they somehow filled the cabinet with marbles. Imagine the embarassment of the person who opened the cabinet A Post-It note on the inside is another way to capture someone.

Better go clean my bathroom.