I saw this on another board and thought it would work here, too.

There were two guys interested in me in the past year but both of them would call and leave a message and mark it "urgent". Once I heard the "urgent" mark, I never called them back. I thought they were a bit too egotistical or needy or both so I disappeared.

Someone I know broke up with a guy because he wore a Speedo to the beach.

Anyone else?

I think I could answer this better if it were 'Stupidest reason you didn't break up when you should have'.

I don't think I ever broke up with someone for a silly reason.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I'm with you on that Aqua

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I didn't go on a second date once because of flip flops and ugly feet.

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Well it's not stupid . The only reason I have ever broken up with someone is because of abuse or not paying their fair share. l'm not their mama and I'm not their punching bag either. Otherwise I don't get involved. Why should I? I'm a big girl with a damn good job.
I don't HAVE to have a man. I have boytoys.

Speedos? He better be on the Olympic swim team is all I gotta say.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I've got to think about this one for awhile. I mean, the reasons weren't stupid to me.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Dont think i've ever done it personally

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I once broke up with a sweet woman because my friend didn't like her.

One of my faves from the other site:

My brother broke up with a girl because he didn't want to go get a playstation controller accross the street. My friend didn't like the girl and they were arguing who should go to his house to get the controller. So he goes fine, I'll go get the controller if you break up with ______. My brother goes fine, get me the phone. Made the call, dude went and got the controller.

Because she says "aboot".

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LMAO!! :grin:

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

My stupidest was to dump a boy a year younger then me. I was in 10th he was still over at the middle school across the street in 9th. So, I could go out with a football player and be with the popular kids like my best friend thought I should. The guy was a horrible jerk and I ended up really hurting the sweetest boy ever and being cussed up and down by his mother.

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My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

This girl should consider hiring a matchmaker in the future:

Some of my highlights include:

- I decided to stop dating a dude I'd crushed on for some time after the first date: He twisted his food to look like a vagina during dinner, and proceeded to do obscene things to it. With his fingers. In the middle of the restaurant. On our first date.

- Nixed one relationship with a boy who explained (several months into our relationship) that his breast-implanted "friend" who was always leaving him messages "just to chat", and with whom he'd previously had a sex-only "relationship" with was "Really, really hot. She can get ANY guy she wants. Guys love her. She's, like, really, really hot -- and if I wanted to be with someone like that, I could and would. But I'm not."

:| Ooooooooooooookie dokie - see you later.

But the special achievement award goes to the hypochondriac lawyer I dated:

- Stands me up before an important dinner party without a phone call or explanation. Does not arrive for full long-weekend of activities we had planned. When I finally hear from him, he is ranting with livid accusations that I had given him herpes and he just doesn't know how he will go on with his life. He is violently mad.

Me: But I don't have herpes.

Him: Yes you do! And you've given them to ME!

Me: I think you should go see a doctor.

Him (two days later): Um, so, uh, yeah... you're right. The doctor says it's a heat rash.

He attempted to apologize profusely, but I couldn't seem to erase the ranting herpes accusations from my traumatized mind, and was already running away in terror.

baahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaa

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