What's the stupidest reason you've broken up with someone?
 

I saw this on another board and thought it would work here, too.

There were two guys interested in me in the past year but both of them would call and leave a message and mark it "urgent". Once I heard the "urgent" mark, I never called them back. :D I thought they were a bit too egotistical or needy or both so I disappeared.

Someone I know broke up with a guy because he wore a Speedo to the beach. :D

Anyone else?

I think I could answer this better if it were 'Stupidest reason you didn't break up when you should have'. :p

I don't think I ever broke up with someone for a silly reason.

I'm with you on that Aqua

I didn't go on a second date once because of flip flops and ugly feet.

Well it's not stupid . The only reason I have ever broken up with someone is because of abuse or not paying their fair share. l'm not their mama and I'm not their punching bag either. Otherwise I don't get involved. Why should I? I'm a big girl with a damn good job. :rolleyes2
I don't HAVE to have a man. I have boytoys. :D

Speedos? He better be on the Olympic swim team is all I gotta say. :D

I've got to think about this one for awhile. I mean, the reasons weren't stupid to me.

Dont think i've ever done it personally

I once broke up with a sweet woman because my friend didn't like her.

um....*turns red but continues* because he insisted on calling me his "his little pooh bear" weeks after an unfortunate anal experience.....*runs and hides now*

Can't say I have ever had a stupid reason for breaking up with anyone.

'Cause he was a sloppy kisser. But it's not right...going through an entire relationship DREADING the moment when they'll want to kiss you. :D

Well, I haven't had much experience breaking up with anyone, but heres one that a gal used on me.

Had a great thing going and a very active sex life. Then all of a sudden she turned cold and wouldnt answer my calls. Finally I got through to her and she told me she didnt wanna see me no more cause I made her cum too hard/often.

Go figure.

The stupidest hands down was because he was too nice to me.

Galatea - I think you were amazing to stay that long!!!!!! He sounds like a complete arsehole!

lazaruslong - Now that IS a stupid reason to break up! Some women just don't know when they're on to a good thing.

As for me, I was dumped once and I still don't know the reason why....I have a feeling it was because he wanted to sleep with me, but was nervous about taking my virginity. I guess I'll never know....

Halitosis. I'm not talking about a little bad breath, either, I'm talking about horrible, full blown chronic dragon breath. It didn't matter how many times a day he brushed, how often he rinsed with listerine, or how many pieces of gum I fed him. It was just awful.

He was very sweet and extremely good looking, but damn...I couldn't handle it.