What's your favorite expression of frustration?

Sharni, we already know about frogshit.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Oh, if the frustration gets extreme, the phrase mutates into "Bugger me with a red-hot chihuahua!"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I have way too many to list.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

LMAO ~~ That's my mantra

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Well I saw this phrase in a book that I read once. "Oh fuck me til it hurts!"
I think it speaks for itself.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?

2) Oh yeah...sure! And my ass is a piano...play me! (When I don't believe a word you are saying)

3) Fuck me royally! (When I've been cheated out of something...but with flair. Hey! Ya gotta give props where props are due...lol!))

4) You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd (it's futile to try it...whatever "it" may be at the time)

5) If that's true...I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window during rush hour while masturbating to a opus played by chimpanzees! (I know you are lying)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

[QUOTE=LixyChick]I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?
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hosanna

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

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While it may seem like Sharni has directed that^^^ at me...I know in my heart of hearts it was purely coincidental that she posted just after me!

*giggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

You have my saying! LOL
Or.... Fuck me running!
Kiss my rosy red ass is good

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.