Oh, fuck my chihuahua!
 

What's your favorite expression of frustration?

Sharni, we already know about frogshit.

Oh, if the frustration gets extreme, the phrase mutates into "Bugger me with a red-hot chihuahua!"

I have way too many to list.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

LMAO ~~ That's my mantra

Well I saw this phrase in a book that I read once. "Oh fuck me til it hurts!"
I think it speaks for itself.

I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?

2) Oh yeah...sure! And my ass is a piano...play me! (When I don't believe a word you are saying)

3) Fuck me royally! (When I've been cheated out of something...but with flair. Hey! Ya gotta give props where props are due...lol!))

4) You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd (it's futile to try it...whatever "it" may be at the time)

5) If that's true...I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window during rush hour while masturbating to a opus played by chimpanzees! (I know you are lying)

While it may seem like Sharni has directed that^^^ at me...I know in my heart of hearts it was purely coincidental that she posted just after me!

*giggle*

"I liked it better when you sucked me in silence." :rolleyes2

*writes that one down^^^^^


I'm a "well fuck me running" sort of woman when I am amazed.

"Fucked in the ass without any vasaline"

Do I have something tatooed on my forehead that says "______"?

One I like that I haven't used yet, but thought many times... "Your village is looking for you - their idiot is missing."

When I get frustrated I just say "Shit!" or "Fuck" - not very creative

"Fuck me"

[QUOTE=LixyChick]I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?
QUOTE]


hosanna

Another fav of mine is this. Now before I go on, it can be used in 2 different terms with the same equally funny outcome.

"Well the lights are on,but nobody's home."

"well, fuck me to tears..."

Picked that one up in HS, still haven't figured out how one might get fucked to tears...