how old is she and how damn big is your dick?

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kinda kinky if ya think about it

I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.

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It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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Not huge that I know of. About 6 1/2 inches long and 3 inches around.

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I have it on good authority that rubbing saalt into the fabric will get out tee blood - seems to work on panties OK

now, i may be thinking on too basic a level but... flip the mattress over, then you wont have a blood stain for people to see, if you for some reason cant flip it over, or you need to flip it back just say you knocked over a bottle of red wine or something.

ROFLMAO -- Or tell all your friends that your favorite hobby is deflowering virgins...and show them the proof. Might give you quite the reputation.





(just kidding)

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

With my luck, I'd be locked up for weeks while they look for a body ,

Kinda of bizarre that this thread was anbout all of this blood, yet with all that, it refuses to die.

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