
04-02-2004, 11:01 PM
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Another bad thing on a first date- Forgetting their name.
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04-02-2004, 11:32 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Originally posted by Romial
Yeah! So I'll pick you up about 7 tomorrow? That good for you?
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*checks the wording of the wedding vows once more...to be sure*
That'll be perfect! 
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04-02-2004, 11:39 PM
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Romial---Try a little hint,that always worked for me,when parking!
Pick a spot,that goes into the woods.Back in,so they(cops)don't
catch the reflection,of your tail lights.That way,access is cut off,
from the sides & rear.Plus,always keep a blanket handy,to put
over your nude bodies.In other words,use the Boy Scout motto &
"Be Prepared." Irish
P.S.These tips are compiled from MANY years of parking experience!If a cop asks you:"What are you doing? Say:"Just talking!"Without just cause,they cannot make you remove the blanket!They will ask the woman if she is OK!If she says" Yes,I'm
here of my own free will!"They will check her identification & can
do nothing else. Irish
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04-02-2004, 11:41 PM
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Call me Mr Right
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Lixy - Great! Look for me, I'll be the one in the suit and a rose in my hand. :heart:
Irish - Well I'm at least 1 date away from 'parking', haha. But I will keep that in account. 
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04-03-2004, 12:07 AM
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You'll have to tell me what color suit and rose babe. I've only ever seen you in your birthday suit!
Course, if you want to wear a tear away suit...I'll recognize you anywhere! 
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04-03-2004, 02:09 AM
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Call me Mr Right
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Quote:
Originally posted by LixyChick
You'll have to tell me what color suit and rose babe. I've only ever seen you in your birthday suit!
Course, if you want to wear a tear away suit...I'll recognize you anywhere!
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You have more than one guy come up to you with a suit and a rose?
Black suit, with a white shirt and a greenish tie that's kinda hard to describe but looks real good, and a single red rose with no thorns. 
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04-03-2004, 10:40 AM
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You can't swing a dead cat around your head outside of my house, without hitting a guy with a black suit and a white shirt! I live in Pa. Dutch country hun. It's mandatory to wear black and white ONLY! LOL! Well, at least for the mennonites it is.
Now...the "greenish" tie will help you stand out in the crowd. That, and the fact that you aren't riding down the middle of the road on some outdated farm equiptment...ignoring the new fangled notion that we have jumped into the millenium and now have better farm machines and actual cars (instead of horse and buggy) that HAVE to use said road as well, all the while knawing on a stalk of straw and wondering how your rear view mirror got knocked off (40 years ago), and how in the world will you now know if you should move aside and let passing buggies through!
But I digress! OK...so what color is that rose? Red huh? Very classy...see ya at 7 
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