When going on a date...
 

It's a good thing not to get pulled over.

*nods*

I hate her car.

When staying over to his place for the first time, it's good not to get the car towed. !@#$% Sometimes parking is so complicated downtown!

I just avoid picking my nose, everything else is good.

On a first date...is not a good idea to go parking where there are security men.

On a first date you should avoid making introductions to the "crazier" members of your family.

STO---You can pick,your nose!
You can,pick your friends!
But:
You can't,pick your friends nose! Irish Proverb Irish

When on a first date, it's a good idea *not* to let him know you used to knife fight. Learned that one the hard way. :(

Men can be such babies sometimes.

I just heard of a recent study in which they had concluded that nose picking is a "better way of clearing the nasal passages of foreign and domestic debris" than to use a hankerchief or tissue, because the finger can reach and clasp more of what accumulates in the dried mucus inside the nostril.

As if that isn't yucky in and of itself...it was also proven (in this study) that it would behoove the picker to eat...that's right, I said eat... the contents retrieved from said nostril, because he/she will build up immunities to airborne bacteria in this manner. So...in conclusion...IT IS NOW OK TO PICK YOUR NOSE AND EAT IT WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE!

You can tell your date I said so!!!!! LOL! :D

I bullshit you NOT! I believe it was a Swedish study, but I am not sure of the institute or names of the lame brains who got paid to study it!

Lixy I read it too.

See? She ^^^^ knows! I ain't making this up! I heard it in a report from Robin Quivers, in her newscast, just this week.

Lil? Have you thought about how you are going to tell your kids that you have been wrong all this time? LMFAO! Eeeeek!

Lixy---Isn't Robin Quivers,the Black woman,that was always Howard Stearns sidekick?I doubt if a woman,sees a man,on their
first date,picking his nose & eating it,that there will be a 2cd date!
Irish

So I'm the only one who got pulled over on a date? lol

There musta been a sting or something because there was a shitload of 5-0's out last night.

Yep Irish! Robin IS the woman who is STILL Howard's "sidekick"...till they resign or get kicked off the air, that is! That she is black isn't relevant!

Does it count if I was already parked and in the act with the windows all steamed and a cop knocking on the window with his stick thingy? *giggle*

OK...that happened years ago...when I was single and still allowed to date!

*smacks hubby upside the head for what he thinks is no apparent reason*

Damn wedding vows say NOTHING about not dating anymore!!!!!

Yeah! So I'll pick you up about 7 tomorrow? That good for you?