For those who remember my earlier thread about my dating woes....thought you might get a laugh outa this. I recently put myself on a local dating site, just for the hell of it and not really expecting much to come from it. Anyway, got three "hits" on there recently....

1) A 19 yr old virgin college student looking for an older woman to "break him in".....(can't i just have one that's already housebroken?)

2) A married man who was looking for "looking for a little extra spice on the side".......(so what does that make me? Mrs. Dash?)

3) A newly seperated transexual who is going thru a sex change procedure and even tho he's technically still male, he lists himself (herself?) as a lesbian on his profile.......(now let me get this straight: he likes pussy, obviously wants pussy....his own and somebody elses.... oh hell, i'm so confused)


Sure beats the heck outa those "loves walking on the beach" ones, huh?