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For those who remember my earlier thread about my dating woes....thought you might get a laugh outa this. I recently put myself on a local dating site, just for the hell of it and not really expecting much to come from it. Anyway, got three "hits" on there recently....

1) A 19 yr old virgin college student looking for an older woman to "break him in".....(can't i just have one that's already housebroken?)

2) A married man who was looking for "looking for a little extra spice on the side".......(so what does that make me? Mrs. Dash?)

3) A newly seperated transexual who is going thru a sex change procedure and even tho he's technically still male, he lists himself (herself?) as a lesbian on his profile.......(now let me get this straight: he likes pussy, obviously wants pussy....his own and somebody elses.... oh hell, i'm so confused)


Sure beats the heck outa those "loves walking on the beach" ones, huh?

Kathy, thanks I feel so much better now. I thought I was the only one that had "loosers only" tattooed on my forehead! lol

Kathy, you are a beautiful lady and it is not surprising for a lady like you to get such comments.

ROFLMFAO:grin:

Does that site have a link to the Jerry Springer show?

the transexual *was* jerry springer :rolleyes:

well, kathy1, i'd say you got your kicks. rotfl

UPDATE: I politely messaged them all back saying how flattered I was (cough cough), and that I just wasn't interested. Wellll, lo and behold, this morning, I find an e-mail from married man.....he actually said he thought his marriage would be over soon and could we still get together :bang: :bang: ......*smacks self in the forehead*....oh give me a fuckin' break!!!!!

A truck pulls up outside the Kathy1 house with Acme on the side. "Did you order a Fuckin Break Kit ma'am?"

that's the break i like,most people want coffee or smoke breaks. :sex:

Kathy_1 ~ I understand. Why do you think I married Mr. Osuche? I realized that there were no other good men available who (1) had good sense, (2) had jobs, (3) weren't married or gay, and (4) had all their teeth.

Good luck finding the needle in the haystack! :D :D :D

BTW ~ I am just kidding......but I do understand your frustration.

So that "lesbian in a man's body" line doesn't work?

Would a lesbian transexual shave their legs?

at least you get some messages,


i've gotten maybe 2 or 3 on Adult Friend Finder in the last year and only fags are interested even though my profile says i'm straight

i get a few winks from some ladies on there but thats it and they aren't even from this area :(

[QUOTE=osuche]I realized that there were no other good men available who (1) had good sense, (2) had jobs, (3) weren't married or gay, and (4) had all their teeth.
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Hmmmmm... *Goes through the checklist*
(1)Uhm... very debateable. The Mrs would say no.
(2)Check
(3)oops, Married.
(4)Damn... missing 1.

Soooooo... 1 out of 4 pretty much disqualifies me, huh?

What was the website called? :p

Not a European one. :D

So how does a redneck get a gal if he needs teeth and a job?