(submitted by gekkogecko)



BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed
their neighbours with a noisy sex session that police
had to go and ask them to lower the volume.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the
couple shortly after midnight after neighbours,
listening to the sounds through an open window, called
to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbours gathered in front
of the house to investigate the noise," said a police
spokesman on Tuesday.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window
and continue at a lower volume, he said.

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