Germans wake entire street with noisy sex session
 

(submitted by gekkogecko)



BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed
their neighbours with a noisy sex session that police
had to go and ask them to lower the volume.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the
couple shortly after midnight after neighbours,
listening to the sounds through an open window, called
to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbours gathered in front
of the house to investigate the noise," said a police
spokesman on Tuesday.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window
and continue at a lower volume, he said.

They must have very fast responding police officers!

My neighbors would all be gathered outside asking "what the hell was that noise?"

Well gee it was considerate of the police and the neighbors to want them to continue having sex. My neighbors would probably protest there being any sex at all!

Was it really the noise ... or was it because the fun-loving couple didn't have a light on in the room.

Afterall why else would the neighbors gathered around the house have out their lawn chairs, popcorn and coolers of beer? :D

I'm sure there's a cheap "The Germans are coming!" joke here, isn't there? :p

*thinking to herself...."but I wasn't IN Essen this week...."*

by the way I just came from Germany. I just came from my vacation. I spend 2 weeks in Europe. I bring some European sex to home.

Bless her heart, I know CP is doing the best with English she can...
I wonder if she realizes how many ways what she just said is so funny...



Not making fun of her in any way, but I'm still ROFLMAO

LOL

I'm wondering what you brought home exactly, CP! :D And welcome back!