> >
> > A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> > physical exam.
> > After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the
> > doctor
> > said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no
> > problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
> > "Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
> > "Well, you have no nipples."
> > "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
> > "That is amazing," said the doctor."I'd like to write this up for The
> > South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
> > She said, "OK."
> > "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
> > She answered, "Approximately 500."
> > "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
> > Running Doe replied, "We're called .."
> >
> > (are you ready for this?)
> >
> >
> >
> > (I hate to do this to you)
> >
> >
> > The Indiannippleless Five Hundred

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