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Irish 08-19-2004 06:34 PM

Abnormal!
 
> >
> > A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
> > physical exam.
> > After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the
> > doctor
> > said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no
> > problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
> > "Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
> > "Well, you have no nipples."
> > "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
> > "That is amazing," said the doctor."I'd like to write this up for The
> > South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
> > She said, "OK."
> > "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
> > She answered, "Approximately 500."
> > "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
> > Running Doe replied, "We're called .."
> >
> > (are you ready for this?)
> >
> >
> >
> > (I hate to do this to you)
> >
> >
> > The Indiannippleless Five Hundred

dreamgurl 08-19-2004 06:41 PM

*hears the faint sound of a rimshot in the background*

Irish 08-19-2004 06:44 PM

dreamgurl---That is so CORNY,that I'm not even sure that it deserves a
rimshot! Irish

Pita 08-19-2004 07:01 PM

Irish that was so lame. :D

OzKristin 08-19-2004 07:23 PM

*groans* hehe

Nice Guy 08-19-2004 09:02 PM

Irish we may have to hurt you.

kathy1 08-20-2004 05:07 AM

*does the pee-pee dance across the room from laughing so hard*

jseal 08-20-2004 06:39 AM

Irish,

Where do you GET these things? And why aren't they illegal? That's a killer!

I'll use it at work today!

Irish 08-20-2004 08:34 AM

jseal---MOST of the things that I post,are e-mailed to me,by my uncle(Retired
Marine Officer)from Conn.He is my fathers(deceased) sisters husband.He's in his '80s now but has always,been very funny & wise! Irish

scotzoidman 08-20-2004 08:53 AM

Daddy, make the bad man stop
:bang:

GingerV 08-20-2004 11:00 AM

Oh god.....that STANK! High praise for a pun, but OUCH.

(And Scotz's reply had me laughing out loud all over again)


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