>An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
>served them food and drinks.
>
> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,lovely people, so if
>you could just put up your trays that would be super."
>
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that well-dressed rather
>exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
>over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
>the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess. I take orders from no one."
>
> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>Tray-up bitch "

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