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Irish 01-02-2004 12:46 PM

COMMONER help!
 
>An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
>served them food and drinks.
>
> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,lovely people, so if
>you could just put up your trays that would be super."
>
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that well-dressed rather
>exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
>over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
>the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess. I take orders from no one."
>
> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>Tray-up bitch "

Cheyanne 01-02-2004 12:57 PM

LOL - liked that one Irish! I pictured that guy from Will & Grace being the flight attendant..... can't remember his name... good one!

RyanČ 01-02-2004 02:01 PM

"Tray-up bitch" - comical!

Sharni 01-02-2004 05:53 PM

LMAO...excellent!

LixyChick 01-02-2004 06:04 PM

Me too Chey! I love how swishy he is......but be damned if I can remember his character name!

Anyway.....LMFAO Irish! TY for the smile hun!

Sharni 01-02-2004 06:08 PM

His name is 'Jack'

Teddy Bear 01-02-2004 10:42 PM

LMAO!!

Thats good Irish..... TY!

sillyme 01-03-2004 09:09 PM

Irish,

Very cute... thanks :)


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