10. When you have to zip up sooner and faster than you wanted to and ... OUCH ... Something About Mary injury results.

9. PixieSprite is really a 350-pound, 68-year-old guy named Ralph.

8. Wrist and arm injuries due to trying to click the mouse, type properly and masterbate simultaneously.

7. Five words: Typing in the wrong box.

6. Uncle Silky is a neurosurgeon in real life.

5. Nosy IS Managers

4. Lilith longs for the days when she can be a wife of the 1950s.

3. The Internet history folder.

2. Laryngitis ... (LixyChick only)

1. Faulty office door locks.

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