Top 10 Pixies Fears ...
 

10. When you have to zip up sooner and faster than you wanted to and ... OUCH ... Something About Mary injury results.

9. PixieSprite is really a 350-pound, 68-year-old guy named Ralph.

8. Wrist and arm injuries due to trying to click the mouse, type properly and masterbate simultaneously.

7. Five words: Typing in the wrong box.

6. Uncle Silky is a neurosurgeon in real life.

5. Nosy IS Managers

4. Lilith longs for the days when she can be a wife of the 1950s.

3. The Internet history folder.

2. Laryngitis ... (LixyChick only)

1. Faulty office door locks.

LOL..... #7 gets me every damn time:D

11. Server failure

12. Upload problems

13. more than 50 people online

14. Kim running out of money

15. loosing peace

Silky...a neurosurgeon?...hmmm.

if i didn't know any better, i'd say that's a crack at my intelligence.

Good thing you know better Silky.

hmm.

-you finally get the nerve to post your face online and your boss/friend/family member sees it immediately!