Okay, so I haven't gotten laid in months. I've been so horny for so long that I've been half hard (or more) for like the past week straight! It stopped being funny a long time ago and it's starting to reach the rediculous level.

There's one local gay club that's open from 10pm-5am. I've been ungodly cock hungry lately and I think I might just be horny enough to go to a club.

The problem is, I don't, can't, and won't dance. Seeing as how tonight's theme is 'dance all night' I figure that's a pretty big problem.

What I need is some suggestions of what to say to a guy that I'm interested in but who wants me to dance. I wish I had the balls to say something like "I don't really feel like dancing right now, but I'd love to suck you off." but I just don't have it in me. So, it's 8pm they open at 10 I figure a good time to get there is 12:30 that leaves you all a little over 4 hrs to come up with a line that will get me laid tonight.

Thanks everybody