Mine was............................Good things are coming to you in due course of time.

Had one earlier today actually. It said, "Change brings you good fortune."

Yeah, that's not vague enough.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

reminds me of a good book

Yellow River by I. P Daily

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

in bed.


Sarriah here at Pixies a bazillion years ago taught me that all fortune cookies should have "in bed" added to the end of the fortune

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL

I think I remember hearing or seeing something about that.

My wife and I decided long ago that appending "witha banana" is far better than "in bed" or "between the sheets". To whit:

"You will always be surrounded by true friends with a banana".

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

^^^

I love it.

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"You are original and creative" in bed.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

but how are you with a banana?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...I miss her!

I just went to a Chinese/Japanese place the other night and I can't remember the ludicrous words of so called wisdom I received. Hmmmm????????????? I'll take better care to file it in the memory banks next time.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Oh my!

"You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow...in bed...with a banana."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

"You tend to draw out the goodness in people."... in bed... with a banana!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I can see that ^^^.












Well, I'd like to see that.

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Almost forgot I had a fortune cookie from like 2 weeks ago.........................

"You are very expressive and positive in word, act and feeling." ..............with a banana............in bed!!