What did your last fortune cookie say.................
 

Mine was............................Good things are coming to you in due course of time.

Had one earlier today actually. It said, "Change brings you good fortune."

Yeah, that's not vague enough. :rofl:

reminds me of a good book

Yellow River by I. P Daily

in bed.


Sarriah here at Pixies a bazillion years ago taught me that all fortune cookies should have "in bed" added to the end of the fortune:D

LOL :D

I think I remember hearing or seeing something about that.

My wife and I decided long ago that appending "witha banana" is far better than "in bed" or "between the sheets". To whit:

"You will always be surrounded by true friends with a banana".

^^^ :roflmao:

I love it. :D

"You are original and creative" in bed. :D

but how are you with a banana? :nana::nana::nana: :rofl:

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...I miss her!

I just went to a Chinese/Japanese place the other night and I can't remember the ludicrous words of so called wisdom I received. Hmmmm????????????? I'll take better care to file it in the memory banks next time.

:eek:


Oh my!

"You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow...in bed...with a banana." :yikes:

"You tend to draw out the goodness in people."... in bed... with a banana!

I can see that ^^^. :D












Well, I'd like to see that. :tongue:

Almost forgot I had a fortune cookie from like 2 weeks ago.........................

"You are very expressive and positive in word, act and feeling." ..............with a banana............in bed!!