11-04-2002, 02:41 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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Honk if you love sex!
One of favourite clubs has a sign at the back of the bar that reads...
"After 2 a.m., everyone looks great!"
And my favourite bumper sticker reads...
"Remember when the air was clean, and sex was dirty?"
You guys seen any signs, stickers, slogans or buttons recently?
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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11-04-2002, 03:20 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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11-04-2002, 04:16 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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Motorcycle T-Shirt
If you can read this shirt, The Bitch Fell Off.
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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11-04-2002, 04:16 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Years ago, Ronald Reagan ran against Pat Brown in California for governor of that state. There was a pro-Reagan bumper sticker that read, "If it's brown, flush it."
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11-04-2002, 04:35 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Just thought of another. I had an uncle up in Minnesota that used to have shop that had a sign behind the cash register, "In God we trust ... the rest pay cash." Always thought that was cute.
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11-04-2002, 05:33 PM
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Creampie Babe
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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I never saw this bumper sticker, but heard about it from a friend of mine. It's mean--but funny:
"Grass, gas or ass--Nobody rides free!"
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11-04-2002, 05:50 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Saw this on a bumper sticker in a car driven by a young lady: My other toy is a dildo.
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11-04-2002, 06:45 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Favorite Ozarks Bumpersticker:
"If'n it's tourist season, how cum we cain't shoot 'em"
or:
"Hang up and drive asshole, it's a car, not a phone booth!"
and:
"Caution: Mother-in-law in trunk."
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-04-2002, 06:50 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Cat tastes like chicken.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
My son can beat up your honor student.
For the ones who know the Dixie Chicks, Earl is in the trunk!
Just a few of the good ones.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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11-04-2002, 08:55 PM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Location: Alabama
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good bye EARL! ain't it dark, underneath that tarp, Earl?
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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
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-Ain't we just.
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11-04-2002, 09:05 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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"Vote for Bozo! What's another clown in the White House??"
"The Lord Giveth. The Lord Taketh Away. The Lord is an Indian Giver!"
"Be Alert! The World Needs More Lerts!"
an oldie but a goodie....."War is Good Business....Invest Your Son!"
"Beam Me Up, Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Down Here!"
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11-04-2002, 09:09 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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"I stop for squirrels, cats, dogs and a-holes that follow too close."
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11-05-2002, 01:06 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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My fave:
"Save a horse--ride a cowboy."
I so want a cowboy...
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11-05-2002, 02:34 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
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"Don't Laugh - That could be your daughter in the front"
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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11-05-2002, 03:47 AM
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This is my BOOMSTICK!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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i like
Dog is my co-pilot.
and
Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace!
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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