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One of favourite clubs has a sign at the back of the bar that reads...

"After 2 a.m., everyone looks great!"


And my favourite bumper sticker reads...

"Remember when the air was clean, and sex was dirty?"

You guys seen any signs, stickers, slogans or buttons recently? :D:p:D:p:D

Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles

Motorcycle T-Shirt

If you can read this shirt, The Bitch Fell Off.

Years ago, Ronald Reagan ran against Pat Brown in California for governor of that state. There was a pro-Reagan bumper sticker that read, "If it's brown, flush it."

Just thought of another. I had an uncle up in Minnesota that used to have shop that had a sign behind the cash register, "In God we trust ... the rest pay cash." Always thought that was cute.

I never saw this bumper sticker, but heard about it from a friend of mine. It's mean--but funny:

"Grass, gas or ass--Nobody rides free!"

Saw this on a bumper sticker in a car driven by a young lady: My other toy is a dildo.

Favorite Ozarks Bumpersticker:
"If'n it's tourist season, how cum we cain't shoot 'em"

or:
"Hang up and drive asshole, it's a car, not a phone booth!"

and:
"Caution: Mother-in-law in trunk."

Cat tastes like chicken.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
My son can beat up your honor student.
For the ones who know the Dixie Chicks, Earl is in the trunk!
Just a few of the good ones.

good bye EARL! ain't it dark, underneath that tarp, Earl?

"Vote for Bozo! What's another clown in the White House??"

"The Lord Giveth. The Lord Taketh Away. The Lord is an Indian Giver!"

"Be Alert! The World Needs More Lerts!"

an oldie but a goodie....."War is Good Business....Invest Your Son!"

"Beam Me Up, Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Down Here!"

"I stop for squirrels, cats, dogs and a-holes that follow too close."

My fave:

"Save a horse--ride a cowboy."

I so want a cowboy... :)

"Don't Laugh - That could be your daughter in the front"

i like

Dog is my co-pilot.

and

Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace!