This guy doesn't deserve probation he should get a medal.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

One man doing the job of two. They were lucky that he had the ethics to deliver "real" mail.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

my dad likes his junkmail........he uses it soaked with kerosene to help start the wood burning stove.

I'm torn. There are certain pieces of junk mail/catalogs I want to get. But if my mailman decided to keep all the credit card applications it would save me the time and energy it takes to shred it.

Catalogs I don't mind. I need something to read in the bathroom, and sometimes they give Christmas present ideas. Credit card applications, politician promos, store fliers, they can keep. I wish I could say they can keep the bills too, but you get in trouble if you don't pay those and "I never got the bill" only goes so far.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I've got a lot of admiration for the guy. Hope his health holds up.