First post, be gentle

Google, being google, is basically in the business of gathering information. As much as possible. If you search for "number of horns on a unicorn", google will kindly inform you that a unicorn has one horn.

Which got me wondering, how much does google know about me? So, I searched for "circumference of my dick", and the results had me cracking up for a while. The first result was:
"The Strange Case Of The Missing Inches "

I mean, any article with the sentence "I know this because I can no longer shove my erect dick fully into a roll of toilet paper" is a must read, right? Show of hands (or toilet paper rolls), how many of the guys here have stuck their dicks in a roll of toilet paper?

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OMG! LMAO! I can't wait for peeps to answer the toilet paper roll question!

Welcum to Pixies aucsec! Great first post!

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I bet it's more than we think

Welcome!

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I can honestly say that I haven't ever put my erect penis into a toilet paper roll.

*runs in to get a roll of TP to investigate possibilities*









Nope, that wouldn't work. I suppose I could make it fit but the problem would be that the roll wouldn't be able to spin. Nope, my penis wouldn't make a very good toilet paper holder.

Or did I miss the purpose of the exercise?

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

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Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Why does the word 'papercut' suddenly sound so sinister?


And nope, never even occured to me.... until now.

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