Ok, here's one - and if it's been done before then accept my apologies. What we have to do is each contribute a line to a story, the only rule being that all the characters in it have to be famous people - film stars, musicians, sports starts, presenters etc...

I'll start...here goes *deep breath* lol


'Robert De Niro walks to the local grocery store to buy some stuff...on the way there he....'

‘... on the way there he looks into a Love Boutique window, and thinks fondly of one special Madonna performance.’

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'so much so that he decided to go in there and treat himself by buying....'

"..............a black leather corset that resembled the one she wore at the concert. He paid for the corset and headed back towards the market when he saw..........."

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"Dustin Hoffman coming towards him, heading home - with the exact same corset in his shopping bag...confused and a little freaked out, De Niro..."

paused before asking "Are you planning to make Tootsie, the sequel?". Dustin Hoffman looked shocked, before..

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