Celebrity story...
 

Ok, here's one - and if it's been done before then accept my apologies. What we have to do is each contribute a line to a story, the only rule being that all the characters in it have to be famous people - film stars, musicians, sports starts, presenters etc...

I'll start...here goes *deep breath* lol


'Robert De Niro walks to the local grocery store to buy some stuff...on the way there he....'

‘... on the way there he looks into a Love Boutique window, and thinks fondly of one special Madonna performance.’

'so much so that he decided to go in there and treat himself by buying....'

"..............a black leather corset that resembled the one she wore at the concert. He paid for the corset and headed back towards the market when he saw..........."

"Dustin Hoffman coming towards him, heading home - with the exact same corset in his shopping bag...confused and a little freaked out, De Niro..."

paused before asking "Are you planning to make Tootsie, the sequel?". Dustin Hoffman looked shocked, before..

'admitting "no, the corset is for my own pleasure..." before a shocked De Niro has time to answer the paparazzi snap them and print their picture with the headline....'

'... "Men in Black III?" Well, this surprised Will Smith, who ...'

...immediately called Tom Cruise to see if he wanted to do a sequel to "Rainman."

You can imagine his surprise when he found Jane Fonda answered the phone.

' who was being employed by Tom Cruise as a part time cleaner. "Whaddya want?" she rasped - the 60 a day cigarette habit was doing her voice no favours..."

"Jane... Jane..." said Will, "Why are you still working at minimum for Tom? I could get you a dozen better opportunities! Just say the word."

"I like workin' for Tom" she rasped, coughing violently and making Will shudder on the other end of the phone "he tells me all his secrets...like when he was caught sharing a jacuzzi with...'

"his precious Katie and Heath Ledger while Heath was learning lines for "Brokeback Mountain."

Unfortunately for all concerned Oprah was scanning the mobile phone frequencies and had heard every word, "This will make a great programme, I'll call it......