01-11-2007, 12:18 PM
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single, pert and firm!
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: england
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masturbation
lets see how many different phrases for "masturbating" we can think of.
1. flicking the bean
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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang
 
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01-11-2007, 12:29 PM
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Freeze!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 482
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slapping the salami
Pulling the ol' pud
visiting mrs palmer
the one handed handshake
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01-11-2007, 12:31 PM
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single, pert and firm!
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: england
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bashing the bishop
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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang
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01-11-2007, 01:06 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
Posts: 17,778
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Scratching the itch.
Petting the one-eyed cobra.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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01-11-2007, 01:19 PM
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Sin Diesel
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brooklyn, NYC
Posts: 1,338
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Bopping the Baloney
Stroking the Kitty
Raising the Flag
Doin' Some Butter Churning
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Latrevo ta megala stithi!
"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier
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01-11-2007, 01:28 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Milking the bull.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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07-14-2009, 10:36 AM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
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"going solo"
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!  
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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07-14-2009, 10:55 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Surprised no noe has said...Choking the Chicken
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