masturbation
 

lets see how many different phrases for "masturbating" we can think of.

1. flicking the bean

slapping the salami
Pulling the ol' pud
visiting mrs palmer
the one handed handshake

bashing the bishop

Scratching the itch.
Petting the one-eyed cobra.

Bopping the Baloney

Stroking the Kitty

Raising the Flag

Doin' Some Butter Churning

Milking the bull.

jerkin' the gherkin

Playing pocket pool :D

I like "Flinging my weasel". I was at the coining of this phrase and it was freaking hilarious. Well hilarious to someone playing Dungeons and Dragons at least.

spanking the bishop

for the ladies:

petting the kitty

Rubbin' the nubbin'

Rowing the boat

Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Squeezing the bean
Rubbing the rose
Pressing the panties (one of MY favorites :p )


Chocking the chicken
Flogging the dog
Emptying the ashes
Beating the meat
Polishing the wood
Jerking the joint
..and Jacking off! :D

holding the sausage hostage
slap boxing the one eyed champ
milking the anaconda
petting the goat

The five knuckle shuffle
Feeding the chooks