Okay, so I haven't gotten laid in months. I've been so horny for so long that I've been half hard (or more) for like the past week straight! It stopped being funny a long time ago and it's starting to reach the rediculous level.

There's one local gay club that's open from 10pm-5am. I've been ungodly cock hungry lately and I think I might just be horny enough to go to a club.

The problem is, I don't, can't, and won't dance. Seeing as how tonight's theme is 'dance all night' I figure that's a pretty big problem.

What I need is some suggestions of what to say to a guy that I'm interested in but who wants me to dance. I wish I had the balls to say something like "I don't really feel like dancing right now, but I'd love to suck you off." but I just don't have it in me. So, it's 8pm they open at 10 I figure a good time to get there is 12:30 that leaves you all a little over 4 hrs to come up with a line that will get me laid tonight.

Thanks everybody

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Just say..."I didn't come here to dance" and PLEASE use protection!!!!!!!!!!!

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Would "I didn't come here to dance" be enough? I don't want to be too forward but at the same time I want them to know how anxious I am. You think that would do it? You got anything else, I don't want to sound like a broken record.

i think lil's line would work. unless you can work up the guts to be foreward and or flirt outrageously, it's your only option really.

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As per your request via PM...

Just as Lil said, be careful and make sure you use protection if what you are looking for were to happen!

Now, I understand that you are horny and want to get laid. If you have never been to this club before and are a total novice to male/male interaction, I would go to observe without the goal of "getting laid". If you are uncomfortable with the theme of the night, I wouldn't go at all. Your discomfort will show and may make you a target for being taken advantage of. (This is the same advice I would give a female going to a club with the goal of getting laid as well) You don't want your "first" time to be rough or have little meaning do you?

Anyway, if you do decide to go, be careful, choose wisely and make sure that it is something you truly want to experience.

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don't worry, protection will be used if anything gets that far.

I am fairly new to the lifestyle but in no way was that a choice. This is what I've always wanted really. What I am new to is the club scene, gay or straight. I'm a loner and if you would've asked me a year ago if I'd ever be caught dead in a club I'd probably laugh at you. That's just not my schene but it's pretty much my only choice and I'm adaptable enough that I don't think I'll have a problem.

Any other input would be greatly appreciated.