The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone
gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had
to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured
the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven
minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten
List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker! upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis….. This is your penis on drugs!


Any additions?

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Just do it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Viagra....

The difference between Viagra and Niagra.....Niagra Falls

Viagra....This isn't your father's Oldsmobile!

Viagra....Where's the beef?!

Viagra....(sung) Anticipation! Anticipa-a-tion, it's making me wait! It's keeping me wa-a-a-a-aiting. (the old ketchup commercial for the 70's)

and the number one re-used ad campaign for Viagra.........

Viagra, It keeps going, and going, and going.....
(enrgizer bunny commercial)

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one for all, and all for me!

Viagra.....finger lickin' good.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Have it your way!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Viagra! It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

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Viagra ... when you've got the blues

Viagra.....put a score back in your game!

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I wanna see the pics that went with the slogans.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.