Any additions?
 

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone
gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had
to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured
the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven
minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten
List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker! upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis….. This is your penis on drugs!


Any additions? ;)

Just do it;)

Can you feel me now? :rolleyes2

Viagra....

The difference between Viagra and Niagra.....Niagra Falls

Viagra....This isn't your father's Oldsmobile!

Viagra....Where's the beef?!

Viagra....(sung) Anticipation! Anticipa-a-tion, it's making me wait! It's keeping me wa-a-a-a-aiting. (the old ketchup commercial for the 70's)

and the number one re-used ad campaign for Viagra.........

Viagra, It keeps going, and going, and going.....
(enrgizer bunny commercial)

Viagra.....finger lickin' good. :spin:

Have it your way!

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking?

Viagra! It’s not just for breakfast anymore. :D

Viagra ... when you've got the blues

Viagra.....put a score back in your game!

Play hard!

Taste the difference. (???)

Break me off a piece of that .... (well, maybe on HBO)

The ride of your life!

The breakfast of champions.

Let the good times roll.

:grin:

viagra...love the skin you're in.
viagra...betchya can't eat just one
viagra...beef! it's what's for dinner
viagra...we bring good things to living, we bring good things to life. (<---that one might date me a bit :p )

Viagra... Fix-a-Flat for your weenie.

Viagra... when you care enough to give the very best.

Viagra... take her breath away.

It’s what’s up front that counts. (Winston Cigarettes)

I'm a pecker, he's a pecker, they’re a pepper, we're a pecker; wouldn't you like to be a pecker too? (with apologies to Dr. Pepper)

V-I-A-G-R-A, Viagra makes the very best, haaaard-onnnnnns. (Nestles, mia culpa)