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Tell me about your favorite dirty sounding drink.

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The local girls go for 'screaming orgasm's.

They like cocktails also.

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My favourite cocktail is a screwdriver!

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I've got a whole book (courtesy of my 21st b-day) that's nothing but "dirty" drink mixes. I'm more of a straight shot kind of guy though.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

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I seem to recall (this is harking back to the 1980s - can you hear me, mother?) there was a combination of a Harvey Wallbanger and a screwdriver which some pubs advertised as a Slow, Comfortable Screw against the Wall.

The next one's on me.

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Bloody Mary ... love 'em.

Now is that the recipe with half oz. Slow Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, half oz. Galliano on the rocks with orange juice or is that the one with half oz Vodka, half oz. Sloe Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, quarter oz. Galliano three oz. Orange Juice?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

How the f**k should I know? I just drink the stuff!

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Classic leg-opener.

1/2 nip of gin, vodka and blue curacao topped up 50/50 lemonade and dry ginger ale. Canada Dry will do if you can't get the real thing.

A Blue Lagoon (sort of).

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Oldfart, unfortunately after sampling what you brought to Nashville, Canada Dry doesn't cut it. Though it is still decent enough.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

slow cofortable screw against the wall = half oz. Slow Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, half oz. Galliano on the rocks with orange juice

slow cofortable hard screw against the wall = half oz Vodka, half oz. Sloe Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, quarter oz. Galliano three oz. Orange Juice

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

In my book they're listed as one and two. Not as regular and hard.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Dirty sounding?

I love Slippery Nipples.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Cock sucking cowgirls.

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