Cock
 

tails?????

Tell me about your favorite dirty sounding drink.

The local girls go for 'screaming orgasm's.

They like cocktails also.

My favourite cocktail is a screwdriver!

I've got a whole book (courtesy of my 21st b-day) that's nothing but "dirty" drink mixes. I'm more of a straight shot kind of guy though.

Now there's a dirty thought!
 

I seem to recall (this is harking back to the 1980s - can you hear me, mother?) there was a combination of a Harvey Wallbanger and a screwdriver which some pubs advertised as a Slow, Comfortable Screw against the Wall.

The next one's on me.

Bloody Mary ... love 'em. :)

Now is that the recipe with half oz. Slow Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, half oz. Galliano on the rocks with orange juice or is that the one with half oz Vodka, half oz. Sloe Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, quarter oz. Galliano three oz. Orange Juice?

How the f**k should I know? I just drink the stuff!

Classic leg-opener.

1/2 nip of gin, vodka and blue curacao topped up 50/50 lemonade and dry ginger ale. Canada Dry will do if you can't get the real thing.

A Blue Lagoon (sort of).

Oldfart, unfortunately after sampling what you brought to Nashville, Canada Dry doesn't cut it. Though it is still decent enough.

slow cofortable screw against the wall = half oz. Slow Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, half oz. Galliano on the rocks with orange juice

slow cofortable hard screw against the wall = half oz Vodka, half oz. Sloe Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, quarter oz. Galliano three oz. Orange Juice

In my book they're listed as one and two. Not as regular and hard.

Dirty sounding?

I love Slippery Nipples.

Cock sucking cowgirls.