01-11-2007, 12:18 PM
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single, pert and firm!
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Location: england
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masturbation
lets see how many different phrases for "masturbating" we can think of.
1. flicking the bean
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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang
 
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01-11-2007, 12:29 PM
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Freeze!
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 482
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slapping the salami
Pulling the ol' pud
visiting mrs palmer
the one handed handshake
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01-11-2007, 12:31 PM
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single, pert and firm!
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: england
Posts: 203
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bashing the bishop
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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang
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01-11-2007, 01:06 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Scratching the itch.
Petting the one-eyed cobra.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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01-11-2007, 01:19 PM
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Sin Diesel
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brooklyn, NYC
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Bopping the Baloney
Stroking the Kitty
Raising the Flag
Doin' Some Butter Churning
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Latrevo ta megala stithi!
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01-11-2007, 01:28 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Milking the bull.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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01-11-2007, 01:32 PM
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Pixies Flirt
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Michigan
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jerkin' the gherkin
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01-11-2007, 03:18 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Playing pocket pool 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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01-11-2007, 04:25 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: midwest
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I like "Flinging my weasel". I was at the coining of this phrase and it was freaking hilarious. Well hilarious to someone playing Dungeons and Dragons at least.
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01-11-2007, 05:23 PM
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Naked by Nature
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Colorado
Posts: 226
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spanking the bishop
for the ladies:
petting the kitty
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01-11-2007, 05:27 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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Rubbin' the nubbin'
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01-11-2007, 09:11 PM
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Insatiable
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Location: WNY
Posts: 8,935
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Rowing the boat
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01-11-2007, 09:24 PM
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1 of 8,213,984,035
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Location: 41.36N-81.32W
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Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Squeezing the bean
Rubbing the rose
Pressing the panties (one of MY favorites  )
Chocking the chicken
Flogging the dog
Emptying the ashes
Beating the meat
Polishing the wood
Jerking the joint
..and Jacking off!
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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01-11-2007, 09:49 PM
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Free skiing stud
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Colorado
Posts: 47
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holding the sausage hostage
slap boxing the one eyed champ
milking the anaconda
petting the goat
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If I said you had a beautiful mind... aww fuck it, lets screw.
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01-12-2007, 06:26 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,616
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The five knuckle shuffle
Feeding the chooks
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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters
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