"I am going to put this in your mouth, I would like you to suck on it a bit and then take a deep breath ..."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/e...Pubmed_RVDocSum

"now where did that condom go?"

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What, where, when?

I've gotta say that's one I've never heard before.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Oh, and in case people sick puppies (like me) that are capable of finding entertainment in others stupidity, ER interns have the best stories:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985

Every time I read that site, I wonder if there is something wrong with me. Apart from all the drug related stuff, there seems to be a significant number of people walking through life, looking at things and wondering if they would fit up their anus. Baseball bats, jars, vacuum hoses, you name it.

Puzzled.

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What, where, when?

And since there aught to be a question for people to discuss, the story starts with "A 27-year-old lady presented with ..."

Would inhaling a condom have any impact on ones lady status?

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What, where, when?

I was asked once if I liked working in Charity Hospital ER (I was a Graduate Nurse enrolled in a training program for my TNCC certification, having passed my boards, but still awaiting the official "congratulations" from the State of La.)

I had been there about two months, and thought it was the most insane, violent place in the universe. I saw people do amazingly stupid things, and then create silly stories to explain what happened.

So when anyone asked I liked, I would just stare at them, unable to answer...
because in a very weird way, I sort of did...


Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

No server on those links?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

They both work fine for me.

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

Yeah - these links renew my faith in humanity.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Shame these future doctors can't spell though!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I gotta get out of this thread! I'm addicted!

LMFAO @ the stupidity!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Now, now, they spend a lot of years in med school learning how to write illegibly & spell poorly...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Bookmark it & get out now...trust me, there's plenty more where that came from, no need to gorge yourself in one sitting...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.