Talk about being "in the moment"
 

"I am going to put this in your mouth, I would like you to suck on it a bit and then take a deep breath ..."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/e...Pubmed_RVDocSum

"now where did that condom go?"

:yikes:

I've gotta say that's one I've never heard before. :yikes:

Oh, and in case people sick puppies (like me) that are capable of finding entertainment in others stupidity, ER interns have the best stories:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985

Every time I read that site, I wonder if there is something wrong with me. Apart from all the drug related stuff, there seems to be a significant number of people walking through life, looking at things and wondering if they would fit up their anus. Baseball bats, jars, vacuum hoses, you name it.

Puzzled.

And since there aught to be a question for people to discuss, the story starts with "A 27-year-old lady presented with ..."

Would inhaling a condom have any impact on ones lady status?

I was asked once if I liked working in Charity Hospital ER (I was a Graduate Nurse enrolled in a training program for my TNCC certification, having passed my boards, but still awaiting the official "congratulations" from the State of La.)

I had been there about two months, and thought it was the most insane, violent place in the universe. I saw people do amazingly stupid things, and then create silly stories to explain what happened.

So when anyone asked I liked, I would just stare at them, unable to answer...
because in a very weird way, I sort of did...


Wanda

No server on those links?

They both work fine for me.

Yeah - these links renew my faith in humanity. :rolleyes:

Shame these future doctors can't spell though!

I gotta get out of this thread! I'm addicted!

LMFAO @ the stupidity!

Now, now, they spend a lot of years in med school learning how to write illegibly & spell poorly...

Bookmark it & get out now...trust me, there's plenty more where that came from, no need to gorge yourself in one sitting...