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Celebrity story...
Ok, here's one - and if it's been done before then accept my apologies. What we have to do is each contribute a line to a story, the only rule being that all the characters in it have to be famous people - film stars, musicians, sports starts, presenters etc...
I'll start...here goes *deep breath* lol
'Robert De Niro walks to the local grocery store to buy some stuff...on the way there he....'
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02-18-2007, 01:09 PM
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‘... on the way there he looks into a Love Boutique window, and thinks fondly of one special Madonna performance.’
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02-18-2007, 01:39 PM
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'so much so that he decided to go in there and treat himself by buying....'
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02-18-2007, 04:19 PM
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"..............a black leather corset that resembled the one she wore at the concert. He paid for the corset and headed back towards the market when he saw..........."
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02-19-2007, 04:38 AM
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"Dustin Hoffman coming towards him, heading home - with the exact same corset in his shopping bag...confused and a little freaked out, De Niro..."
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02-19-2007, 04:54 AM
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paused before asking "Are you planning to make Tootsie, the sequel?". Dustin Hoffman looked shocked, before..
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02-19-2007, 05:14 AM
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'admitting "no, the corset is for my own pleasure..." before a shocked De Niro has time to answer the paparazzi snap them and print their picture with the headline....'
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02-19-2007, 06:31 AM
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'... "Men in Black III?" Well, this surprised Will Smith, who ...'
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02-19-2007, 06:57 AM
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...immediately called Tom Cruise to see if he wanted to do a sequel to "Rainman."
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-19-2007, 07:25 AM
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You can imagine his surprise when he found Jane Fonda answered the phone.
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02-19-2007, 08:26 AM
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' who was being employed by Tom Cruise as a part time cleaner. "Whaddya want?" she rasped - the 60 a day cigarette habit was doing her voice no favours..."
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02-19-2007, 10:24 AM
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"Jane... Jane..." said Will, "Why are you still working at minimum for Tom? I could get you a dozen better opportunities! Just say the word."
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02-19-2007, 12:44 PM
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"I like workin' for Tom" she rasped, coughing violently and making Will shudder on the other end of the phone "he tells me all his secrets...like when he was caught sharing a jacuzzi with...'
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02-19-2007, 12:54 PM
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"his precious Katie and Heath Ledger while Heath was learning lines for "Brokeback Mountain."
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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02-20-2007, 03:06 AM
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Unfortunately for all concerned Oprah was scanning the mobile phone frequencies and had heard every word, "This will make a great programme, I'll call it......
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