THIS IS THE "GOOD" KIND OF REDNECK TO BE

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
I guess I'm a Redneck afterall! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

".....to all the redneck girls like me.... HELL YA!

Everyone of those applies to me!

As a thought,recently,I was watching "Country Outlaws".A compilation of
country songs,sung by what has been known as country outlaws.Gretchen
Wilson,of "Redneck Women" fame,sang a duet with Hank Williams JR.It was called "Outlaw Women".I have been riding & racing motorcycles(Also building
& customizing)for over 45yrs.You wouldn't believe the memories,that song brought back of some of the women,that hung out & rode with the guys!
Irish
P.S.Sorry,most are probably not interested,but it really flooded back good memories.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

i am a a redneck for sure and so are my parents. i like your "You Might Be A Redneck If.." phrases. They almost made me cry. Those phrases just hit a tender spot with me.

but thank you for the compliments to my.. uh .. "culture". Dont want to offend anyone by calling rednecks a race. so culture is the best word i can come up with.

just the mention of the songs "Redneck Woman" and "Outlaw Women" brought back wonderful memories for me.

Just a reminder that the values aren't exclusively American.

Many of us in far-off lands share the basic philosophy, if not the same flag.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Exactly

Irish..... Rednecks also believe in a hard days works for a days pay. They believe and right and wrong, And they believe on telling it like it is. And if a stranger needs a hand you give it to them and expect nothing in return because it's the right thing to do.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

OF---You mean that there are Rednecks,"Down Under"?

FYI---The term redneck,actually came from people working in the fields.They
would get a burn on their necks,from the sun!At least,that's what I was told,
long ago. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Redneck= If your neighbor is laid-up or ill you do his chores before doing yours

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Holy crap...

I'm a Redneck.

/me looks in the want ads for a non-running car he can put up on blocks in front of his house.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Aqua I have a buddy that will lease you one along with a washing machine to set on the porch.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Actually, there's an old dryer on my back deck because I cant find anyone to take it away

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It's a BOY!!

I'm a happy little redneck woman.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Even though some may try to take these values from others, they do not belong to any person, but to the specie.

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