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Irish 06-10-2005 10:39 AM

Are you a Redneck?
 
THIS IS THE "GOOD" KIND OF REDNECK TO BE

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
I guess I'm a Redneck afterall! Irish

lizzardbits 06-10-2005 10:48 AM

".....to all the redneck girls like me.... HELL YA!

Everyone of those applies to me!

Irish 06-10-2005 01:13 PM

As a thought,recently,I was watching "Country Outlaws".A compilation of
country songs,sung by what has been known as country outlaws.Gretchen
Wilson,of "Redneck Women" fame,sang a duet with Hank Williams JR.It was called "Outlaw Women".I have been riding & racing motorcycles(Also building
& customizing)for over 45yrs.You wouldn't believe the memories,that song brought back of some of the women,that hung out & rode with the guys!
Irish
P.S.Sorry,most are probably not interested,but it really flooded back good memories.

Callie691 06-10-2005 01:18 PM

i am a a redneck for sure and so are my parents. i like your "You Might Be A Redneck If.." phrases. They almost made me cry. Those phrases just hit a tender spot with me.

but thank you for the compliments to my.. uh .. "culture". Dont want to offend anyone by calling rednecks a race. so culture is the best word i can come up with.

Callie691 06-10-2005 01:20 PM

just the mention of the songs "Redneck Woman" and "Outlaw Women" brought back wonderful memories for me.

Oldfart 06-10-2005 01:55 PM

Just a reminder that the values aren't exclusively American.

Many of us in far-off lands share the basic philosophy, if not the same flag.

Callie691 06-10-2005 01:56 PM

Exactly

cowgirltease 06-10-2005 02:21 PM

Irish..... Rednecks also believe in a hard days works for a days pay. They believe and right and wrong, And they believe on telling it like it is. And if a stranger needs a hand you give it to them and expect nothing in return because it's the right thing to do. :)

Irish 06-10-2005 02:36 PM

OF---You mean that there are Rednecks,"Down Under"? :D

FYI---The term redneck,actually came from people working in the fields.They
would get a burn on their necks,from the sun!At least,that's what I was told,
long ago. Irish

jay-t 06-10-2005 05:07 PM

Redneck= If your neighbor is laid-up or ill you do his chores before doing yours

Aqua 06-10-2005 06:07 PM

Holy crap...

I'm a Redneck. :)

/me looks in the want ads for a non-running car he can put up on blocks in front of his house. :p

jay-t 06-10-2005 07:15 PM

Aqua I have a buddy that will lease you one along with a washing machine to set on the porch.

cherrypie7788 06-10-2005 07:36 PM

Actually, there's an old dryer on my back deck because I cant find anyone to take it away :D :p

Pita 06-10-2005 07:43 PM

I'm a happy little redneck woman. :)

PantyFanatic 06-11-2005 09:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldfart
Just a reminder that the values aren't exclusively American.

Many of us in far-off lands share the basic philosophy, if not the same flag.

:thumb:
Even though some may try to take these values from others, they do not belong to any person, but to the specie.


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