Uncommon words for common situations:


AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v.
To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST (frust) n.
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n.
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup'kus) n.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

I thought that AQUAdextrous was gonna mean something entirely different..

Very interesting RandyGal

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I'm sure AQUAdextrous will mean something different by the time we are finished with it lol

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?

Me too and that something would definitely describe me... not sure of the definition but I will use it in a sentence



Because I am so AQUAdextrous, I am planning my vacation around a ride on his purple seahorse

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How we can take something so pure and corrupt it....we should be so ashamed

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

****I am totally ashamed****

(for about 3 seconds)

Could it also mean that I am equally talented with both.......ummmmmmmmerrrrrrrrrrr, not hands???

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

What is it when you can make your tongue move, your fingers move and your hips move all at different paces all over a womans body?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

:lust: ((((HEAVEN)))) :lust:

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Don't know what they call it, but if you've mastered it ... baby ... come closer!!!!

So RandyGal so what is it called the moist residue left when pussy is held over a mirror?

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