I'm aquadextrous, by the way.......
 

Uncommon words for common situations:


AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v.
To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST (frust) n.
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n.
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup'kus) n.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I thought that AQUAdextrous was gonna mean something entirely different.. ;)

Very interesting RandyGal :D

I'm sure AQUAdextrous will mean something different by the time we are finished with it lol

Me too and that something would definitely describe me... not sure of the definition but I will use it in a sentence:p



Because I am so AQUAdextrous, I am planning my vacation around a ride on his purple seahorse:o

How we can take something so pure and corrupt it....we should be so ashamed

****I am totally ashamed****

(for about 3 seconds) :o

Could it also mean that I am equally talented with both.......ummmmmmmmerrrrrrrrrrr, not hands??? :D

What is it when you can make your tongue move, your fingers move and your hips move all at different paces all over a womans body?

:lust: ((((HEAVEN)))) :lust:

Don't know what they call it, but if you've mastered it ... baby ... come closer!!!! :)

So RandyGal so what is it called the moist residue left when pussy is held over a mirror?