10. When you have to zip up sooner and faster than you wanted to and ... OUCH ... Something About Mary injury results.

9. PixieSprite is really a 350-pound, 68-year-old guy named Ralph.

8. Wrist and arm injuries due to trying to click the mouse, type properly and masterbate simultaneously.

7. Five words: Typing in the wrong box.

6. Uncle Silky is a neurosurgeon in real life.

5. Nosy IS Managers

4. Lilith longs for the days when she can be a wife of the 1950s.

3. The Internet history folder.

2. Laryngitis ... (LixyChick only)

1. Faulty office door locks.

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

LOL..... #7 gets me every damn time

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11. Server failure

12. Upload problems

13. more than 50 people online

14. Kim running out of money

15. loosing peace

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

Silky...a neurosurgeon?...hmmm.

if i didn't know any better, i'd say that's a crack at my intelligence.

Good thing you know better Silky.

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

hmm.

-you finally get the nerve to post your face online and your boss/friend/family member sees it immediately!